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Looking For Alaska - ScriptLooking for Alaska – Dialogue
A- UP, do you know what time it is?! P- It’s seven thirty-six. A- No Pudge. It’s party time! P- I’m really tired. I – A- Poor Pudge. Oh poor poor Pudge. Do you want me to climb into bed with you and cuddle? P- Well, if you’re offering- A- NO! UP! NOW! P- Alright, alright! Get out so I can change. A- Fine, but be fast, we have a lot to do. P- Where are we going? A- You’ll see. P- Who’s room is this? A- One of the weekday warriors. A- What do you see Pudge? P- Uh, I see a dorm room? A- You’re not looking, Pudge. Look at this. Tell me what these guys love. P- They love money. A- They all love money, Pudge. Okay, go into the bathroom. Tell me what you see there. P- They love their hair! A- Precisely! Look on the top bunk. Kevin doesn’t just wake up with that spiky bedhead look, Pudge. He works for it. He loves that hair. They leave their hair products here, Pudge, because they have duplicates at home. All those boys do. And you know why? P- Because they’re compensating for their tiny little penises. A- Ha ha. No. That’s why they’re macho assholes. They love their hair because they aren’t smart enough to love something more interesting. So we hit them where it hurts: the scalp. P- Ohh-kaay A- Don’t look at my ass. P- Uhh? A- Well, that looked awkward. Let’s go to the Smoking Hole. P- So any ideas on how to prank those guys? A- I wonder how one would go about acquiring industrial-strength blue dye P- Thanks, and what do you mean? A- Oh, Pudge you have to use your imagination sometimes! P- So, what are you doing with blue-dye? A- Well think about what they love and the blue dye Pudge. P- OHHH I GET IT! A- Yeah you dumbass. P- So when is this happening? A- We have to report back to the Colonel and discuss it with him. P- Do you think it will work? A- Of course it will. I am the master of pranks. P- What if we get caught? A- Pudge you gotta live a little buddy! P- I think smoking on school property is as far as I will go for awhile. A- Pudge that doesn’t even count! That’s like stealing Bufreidos into our room! Pretty pathetic. P- Well you don’t know what I was like before I came here. A- Who cares about the past it`s all behind us now! P- Yeah, I guess. So what is our plan for tomorrow? A- There is no need to plan Pudge, you just gotta let things happen. P- Let`s do some homework tomorrow so we will have more time to party on the actual break. A- That’s the worst idea I have ever heard come out of your mouth. What`s wrong with you? P- What? I want to get it over with. A- Okay’ whatever Pudge. |
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